is trying to embarrass me again
by showing my baby photos
not fair
i was a very cute puppy though

not a lot to report really
stayed at the doggy spa again
for a couple of nights
whilst master went away
for a short break
he tells me that he s ordered
a special harness for me
so that i can travel on the
back seat of the car
so next time i can go away
on holiday with master too

just in case you re wondering
the world s greatest living artist
that s me just in case you weren t sure
is still busily creative
here s my latest work

i call it
deconstructed toilet roll on blue towel
magnificent no