i love licking things
i lick my master s feet and ankles
when he comes out of the shower
i lick his face when he sits down
particularly if he has food in front of him
i lick the water that falls on the floor
when my master is washing the dishes
i lick what my master calls my naughty bits
i don t know why he said
lick your balls goodbye though
but most of all
i like licking shiny things
like the desk legs
and the coffee table
however these things have a problem
they can t be moved
imagine my delight
when i found something shiny
that i could carry around with me