a sort of cross between a baying beagle
and a wailing wolfhound

earlier today he was singing a song about me

whisky is my darling my darling my darling
whisky is my darling the young cavalier

silly master
i m not a cavalier spaniel
i m a pure-bred thai street dog

my master tells me
it s a traditional scottish song
that doesn t surprise me
because the scots are well known
whisky lovers

i did think it would be nice
to take a holiday in scotland
i m sure they have lots of frogs to kill
then i heard about
a torture device they have
it s called a whisky still
i don t want to be put in a copper kettle
and boiled alive
no thank you