master has been in india 
for the past ten days
he tells me there are
lots of street dogs in india
and they all look rather like me
but none of them is as handsome
of course
he s right
in india
most of the people are hindoos
that means they revere
lots of animals such as
cows
monkeys
a bull
a crocodile
rats
and snakes
some people worship frogs
but that s just sick
i think i see a career opportunity
they don t worship dogs yet
i think i ll become their new god
there is a problem though
all the best hindu gods
have names ending in -a
such as shiv-a
krishn-a
durg-a
ram-a
brahm-a
ganesh-a
durg-a
indr-a
and sury-a
in future i shall be known
to my hindoo devotees
as whisky-a.
apparently they have
mechanical frogs in india too
but they look rather different
whisky
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shiv-a – Wrong – it’s Shiv
krishn-a – Wrong – It’s Krishno
durg-a
ram-a – Wrong – It’s Ram
brahm-a
ganesh-a – wrong – It’s Ganesh
durg-a
indr-a – Wrong – It’s Indro
and sury-a – Wrong – it’s Surjjyo
These are correct spelling.. and rats are not at all revered by Hindus