i ve got a new hobby
it s gardening
i love nothing better than
digging a hole and scattering
the earth all over the driveway
i think my master loves me
doing this because he sweeps up
all the soil and
puts it back in the hole
so i can start all over again
what my silly master
doesn t understand
is that i m trying to grow
a shoe tree
i m going to plant
one of his shoes in the hole
so it grows into a lovely tree
and when it has fruit
they ll be shoes
that way i ll have
lots of different shoes to chew
and master won t be so grumpy
when i chew his

whisky

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