when master picks up my poo Whisky Portrait
in the morning
he s usually very happy
probably thinking about
all the money
he s going to get for it
sometimes he sings a song

here we go gathering poo in may

is one of his favourites
he also sings

p p p pick up a poo poo
a lovely big poo poo
when you pick up a p p p poo poo
there s so much more to enjoy
it s bigger
so delicious
chocolate flavour through and through
when you feel a little p peckish
what s bigger and best for you

and sometimes it s

bringing in the poo
bringing in the poo
we shall come rejoicing
bringing in the poo

who knew there were so
many songs about pure finding



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