master tells meWhisky Portrait
last saturday was world whisky day
it s nice to hear that the world
recognises the enormous contributions
made by its greatest living artist

judging by the website
lots of people toasted me with
the drink created in my honour
by the scots

it s a bit funny though
that the website doesn t have any pictures
of me or of my art

perhaps i should send them some
for next year s celebration.


master has put up a fence
to keep me away
from the baby birds

Bird Fence

Bird Fench

i think he s afraid they might attack me
silly master
i m not afraid of frogs
and i m not afraid of baby birds
let them bring it on i say




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