judging by the website
lots of people toasted me with
the drink created in my honour
by the scots

it s a bit funny though
that the website doesn t have any pictures
of me or of my art

perhaps i should send them some
for next year s celebration.

***

master has put up a fence
to keep me away
from the baby birds

Bird Fench

i think he s afraid they might attack me
silly master
i m not afraid of frogs
and i m not afraid of baby birds
let them bring it on i say

whisky